i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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