BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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