The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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