I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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