No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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