can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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