Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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