"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
where does the pee come out of this thing
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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