Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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