Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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