Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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