Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
