I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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