Sry I called you an 8
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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