Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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