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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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