Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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