so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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