this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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