I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize