oh god the rape fog is back!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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