I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize
