Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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