New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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