i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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