Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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