Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
being pregnant is like rehab
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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