I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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