batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
do herpes really smell.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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