It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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