i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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