Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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