exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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