What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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