worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize