Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Duck Duck Cougar?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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