how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i need some magic done to my vagina
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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