He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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