no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Shame is for Republicans.
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