PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.