Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016