I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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