i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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