Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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