Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I fill condoms, not promises.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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