i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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