i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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