she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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