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if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
