Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are