it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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