i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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