Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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