at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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