that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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