Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just tell him i said nine months
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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