Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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